Mrs. Franzen's offspring

Yeah! I thought I heard it all before too! Then along come these geniuses.

“We’ve been having a team of alchemists and faith healers and doctors of physics working together to develop a mathematical formula to levitate the building,” he stated.

The “he” being the leader of Occupy Portland, Tim Franzen. Yo Timmy. I guess your mom never used that coat hanger after she had sex with the orangatangs at the zoo, huh?

Occupy Portland Leader, Timmy "Levitate" Franzen