Uhhhh… I don’t feel so good. I want my mommy! Maybe I should get some common sense and come in from the cold! Oh God no! Not again! [Bluragh!!!]
HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!]
Ah well, stupid people get what they deserve, and they deserve what they’ve got coming… a bad case of “Zuccotti Lung!” Maybe if you people actually had a job and health insurance through your job, you wouldn’t be sick. Ever think of that, Sparky?
HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!]
With wintry weather poised to swoop into the cramped outdoor quarters of Occupy Wall Street protesters, it may not be long before more campers catch what’s being called “Zuccotti lung.”
That’s what demonstrators have dubbed the sickness that seems to be spreading among them at an unpleasantly high rate these days: “It’s a real thing,” Willie Carey, 28, told the New York Times.
With little sleep in cold conditions, cigarettes and drinks being passed from mouth to mouth, and few opportunities to wash hands, Zuccotti Park may now just be the best place to catch respiratory viruses, norovirus (also known as the winter vomiting virus) and tuberculosis, according to one doctor.
The damp clothing and cardboard signs wet with rain are also breeding grounds for mold. Some protesters are urinating in bottles and leaving food trash discarded throughout the campground, providing further opportunities for nastiness.
“Pretty much everything here is a good way to get sick,” Salvatore Cipolla, 23, from Long Island, told the Times. “It’ll definitely thin the herd.”
HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!]
“Thin the herd!” I guess we won’t be needing a hunting season for that at Zuccotti Park this year, Mother Nature is taking care of that for us!