The Admiral: Care to explain these naked pictures of yourself Sen. Arango?
Sen. Roberto Arango: I was just documenting my weight loss
The Admiral: Yeah? Why were you documenting your weight loss on a trolling site for gays called, Grindr?
Sen. Roberto Arango: (Silence)
The Admiral: And also that doesn’t explain why, in one of the photo’s you are posing with your ass up in the air alongside a big, black dildo on a gay trolling site. Care to elaborate?
Sen. Roberto Arango: (silence)
The Admiral: Wanna get away?
Roberto Arango is a Senator representing a portion of Puerto Rico in the San Juan district, he’d be like a State Senator here in any of the 50 (wait a minute, that’s wrong, Barack says there’s 57) states.
Now why would I bring up Puerto Rico? Well, since you asked, and were educated in the indoctrination and social engineering center’s here in the United States and didn’t learn about what you should have, I’ll tell you. Puerto Rico is part of the United States. It is a territory, complete with a member of congress by the name of Pedro Pierluisi. He’s a non-voting member because he does not represent a state, and is officially known as a Delegate to Congress.
Roberto is a member of the New Progressive Party, in spite of the lies being told on news and gossip sites that falsely claim he is a Republican. He is not. And that party is pushing hard for statehood.
via Mediaite (note the lie was crossed out and the truth was inserted):
Well, it looks like we have a new Anthony Weiner in town. A Puerto Rican TV show called Dando Candela presented
Republican[New Progressive] Senator Roberto Arango with naked pictures found on the Internet that they claimed were of him. He wouldn’t deny the allegations, saying he had taken photos like that but only to document his weight loss. Of course, that doesn’t explain the fact that the pictures were found on Grindr, a hook up site for gay and bisexual men.
And here comes the spin from “Gay Bobby.”
“You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures. I don’t remember taking this particular picture but I’m not gonna say I didn’t take it. I’d tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don’t.”
HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Okay Lil Anthony, gotcha! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!
Are you looking for a politician to stick it to you yet again? This time, literally stick it to you? Well, bend over and check out Bobby’s Facebook page and become his “friend!”
Other sources for this post were picked up from Wikipedia and The Blaze.