That putrid first lady is a real piece of work, isn’t she? 75k a day vacations in Spain that we paid for while the country suffers under her husbands lousy policies that are completely wrong, another vacation to India at what? 200 million a day? Girls night out on Broadway, now it’s time for us to buy her a new tote bag for a grand. I guess the 200 dollar model from Macy’s isn’t good enough for this privileged puke, poor excuse of a first lady that has absolutely no class. Well, “the worst” certainly fits the Obama’s. The worst president, the worst first lady, and the worst first family. Never have those three been achieved by one last name until now.

Mrs. Obama was gaining a lot of traction as the fashion icon for the every woman when all of a sudden she  stepped out of the Michellemobile – reportedly Monday – grasping a $1,000 tote bag.

Take a look-see!

It’s a Reed Krakoff two-tone ribboned large tote, and you can get it at Mr. Krakoff’s website for $990, plus shipping….

No wait a second, you can’t get it, because it’s already sold out, at least in the teal color she got.

Love it with the blue slippers, BTW. It just WORKS, okay?

Wait a minute. They’re sold out? So the logical conclusion is they sold out because people bought it just because Michelle Obama has one. That’s sick. People that don’t have a mental disorder don’t do things like that. Get some help, willya?