“I understand why extending unemployment insurance provides relief to people who need it, but how does that create jobs,” Wall Street Journal’s Laura Meckler asked Jay Carney at Wednesday’s WH briefing.

Carney responded: “Oh, uh, it is by, uh, I would expect a reporter from the Wall Street Journal would know this as part of the entrance exam.”

Pretty obvious now that Lot Lizard is in some trouble and is as much of a moron as Barack Obama. A complete ideologue that’s drinking the Kool-Aid.

But here’s where Lot Lizard becomes funnier than any comedian in history. Check these gems out:

Carney says President Obama is pushing for unemployment benefits to be extended “as we continue to emerge from this recession.”

HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! HA! HA! HA! “Continue to emerge from the recession?” HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

Carney estimates that unemployment benefits could create up to one million jobs.

HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Oh this guy is too much! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!! He want’s us to spend even more money that we just don’t have! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! What are we shooting for? Another downgrade? HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

Lot Lizard! Come here, let me buy you a drink! You’re one hilarious dude, man. HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!