Remember, we’re looking for dumb people to be the “Rachel Maddow of the Month Award” winner, send us your idiots and a link to their story. Kinda like this guy, Keith Gruber of Swan Lake, NY.

Keith Gruber

A 49-year-old man is in Sullivan County Jail without bail after authorities say he showed up for a court hearing on a felony DWI charge drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer, plus four more cans in a bag.

The Middletown Times Herald-Record reports that Keith Gruber of Swan Lake was an hour and a half late for his court appearance Monday before Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda, who asked him if he enjoyed his “liquid lunch.”

Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry.

LaBuda sent him to jail with no bail.

But for the grace of God, go I. Nope! I don’t miss the fire water one little bit.