NASA junk scientist James Hansen appeared before Congress in 1988, only three years after the end of the world due to global cooling/climate change I might add, to warn of the end of the world again, this time by global warming/climate change.
October snow cover has increased 30% since our favorite virgin sacrificing junk scientist warned we must all put on our tin foil helmets to protect ourselves from the falling sky.
And in the world according to the occultists of the Coven of Climate Change, we all know that the snow and cold is really caused by global warming, and that my friends explains why July is our snowiest (and coldest) month of the year!
“Leading NASA Scientist” Claims Alien Attack If We Don’t Reduce Carbon Footprint
HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Is it any wonder why I call ‘em climate kooks, heavy emphasis on the word “kooks?” HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! I told you those people are mentally sick, now do you believe me? HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! You’ve heard the old saying “grasping at straws,” well, this is really taking it to the extreme.
Quick! Enact cap and trade, make everybody ride a bike and don’t exhale otherwise the Borg will come and assimilate us all!
“Picard to Star Fleet. We have engaged the Borg.”
It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.
Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.
The only problem with that piece of junk science is the “changes in Earth’s atmosphere” statement. It implies that humans are changing the atmosphere which is false. Any changes that have occurred are so minute, they wouldn’t really raise an eyebrow because those very minimal changes have been caused by nature, not man, and they’ve been occurring for about 6 billion years.
“A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilisation may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth’s atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.
That is a completely untrue statement with no way of even proving it. It implies again that “Greenhouse Gases” (mainly CO2) would be responsible. About 150 million years ago when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Greenhouse Gases, or CO2 were ten times higher than they are today. Man wasn’t around then, how do those whackjobs spin that fact?
Oh wait! I know how the dinosaurs became extinct! With those high level greenhouse gas emissions 150 million years ago it caught the attention of the Predators, they sent a fleet over, beamed down, and hunted the dinosaurs to extinction! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
“GREEN” ALIENS! AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! BLAHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!, HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Oh gawd I gotta find a bathroom, I’m gonna piss my pants! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!
Ahhh…. That’s better! I don’t have to worry about acquiring “The Yellow Stain” on the front of my BVD’s.
So when I say that the believers are a bunch of lunatics that should be committed to a mental asylum, they’re whackjob crackpots that have no grasp of reality suffering from severe mental illness, ya think I just might be on to something?
All that are still believers… Belly on up to the bar, drinks are on the house!
