Can you imagine the wedding night? Barney carries Jim Ready through the threshold! Lots of salad tossing and fudge packing. Maybe licking the chocolate off the love pole too, eh? Uff, ish. I can see it now, Barney eating the corn out of Jimmy’s kaka!

Democrat Rep. Barney Frank plans to marry his same-sex partner in his home state of Massachusetts, Frank’s office said Thursday.

Everybody remember the movie, “Deliverence?” I wonder if Jimmy says, in the throws of passion, “Squeel like a pig!”

HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

Or Barney saying, “Swing those dingle berries for me, Jimmy!”

[Hysterical laughter!]