What makes this story so special? Illegals are picked up all over the country, it’s nothing new. That’s right! There’s nothing new about this whatsoever except, God love the Yoopers for telling it like it is, without the sanitized sensitivity crap filled political correctness. The actual headline of the story reads: Four illegal aliens discovered in Hiawatha National Forest. Gotta love that. The truth as it should be told.

For those unfamiliar with the term “Yooper” in the above paragraph, a Yooper is a resident of the U.P., some of you may not know what the U.P. is, it is the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They don’t use the made-up politically correct nonsense terms that do not exist such as “illegal immigrant,” there’s no such thing. An immigrant is here legally, the definition for one who is here illegally is illegal alien, period. Not “undocumented workers” or “undocumented immigrants,” “illegal immigrants,” etc… that’s pure bullshit, not only that, the alien definition comes straight from the United States government.

• An alien who is legally permitted to remain in a country which is foreign to him or her. On specified terms, this kind of alien may be called a legal alien of that country. This is a very broad category which includes tourists, guest workers, legal permanent residents and student visa resident aliens.

•  An alien who has temporary or permanent residence in a country (which is foreign to him/her) may be called a resident alien of that country. This is a subset of the aforementioned legal alien category.

•  An alien who is visiting a country (which is foreign to him/her) may be called a nonresident alien of that country. This is a subset of the aforementioned legal alien category.

• An alien who is present in a country (which is foreign to him/her) unlawfully or without the country’s authorization is known as an illegal alien of that country. An illegal alien commonly refers to a foreign national who resides in another country unlawfully, either by entering that country at a place other than a designated port-of-entry or as result of the expiration of a non-immigrant visa.

It’s about time the sissies quit worrying if they hurt somebody’s feelings or not. They are what they are. Aliens and Immigrants, period. And no, we don’t need “Comprehensive Immigration Reform,” what we need is our laws to be enforced, period. Like what law enforcement does in the U.P.

INWOOD TOWNSHIP — Four illegal aliens were detained by deputies in the Hiawatha National Forest in Inwood Township on Sunday.

They were discovered during a routine ORV stop, and Schoolcraft Deputies assisted the Michigan State Police in the arrest.

The Schoolcraft County Sheriff’s Office has beefed up patrols on trails and county roads throughout the area.