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New United Nations IPCC Report: “No Climate Change”

Who told you so again? That’s right, I did, and I’ve been telling you this since this whole scam began years ago. Let me see a show of hands. How many of you were actually dumb enough to believe in that crap? Oh gee! Nobody is raising their hands now, what a shock! I guess I wouldn’t want to be known as an imbecile either.

In this new report due to be published in the near future, you know those “deadly greenhouse gasses?” Well, just like I’ve been telling you for years, man-made greenhouse gasses have no effect on the climate.

It says that we don’t know whether the climate will be warming or cooling in the next 20-30 years because the man-made signal is negligible relatively to the natural variability and that we only have low or medium confidence on whether or not the frequency of extreme events is changing and whether or not the greenhouse gases are behind these changes if any.

Oh, but things get even better. Check this out:

Climate change signals are expected to be relatively small compared to natural climate variability over the coming two to three decades. The IPCC authoritatively encourages former U.S. vice-president Al Gore, blogger Joseph Romm, and similar unhinged warmist crooks to eat their personal piles of feces and avoid the further presentation of this discredited material in the public.

Ouch! Those are some pretty strong words. For the future, climate catastrophe looks even dimmer for the climate kook cultists of the Coven of Climate Change:

“Uncertainty in the sign of projected changes in climate extremes over the coming two to three decades is relatively large because climate change signals are expected to be relatively small compared to natural climate variability”.

To put it simply, it’s just like I told you, there is no man-made climate change and man-made greenhouse gasses are a non-issue.

When the report is published, I will of course provide access to it.

And you wonder why I call ‘em “climate kooks”

Climate Kook Junk Scientist Shawn Domagal-Goldman

 

“Leading NASA Scientist” Claims Alien Attack If We Don’t Reduce Carbon Footprint

HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Is it any wonder why I call ‘em climate kooks, heavy emphasis on the word “kooks?” HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! I told you those people are mentally sick, now do you believe me? HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! You’ve heard the old saying “grasping at straws,” well, this is really taking it to the extreme.

Quick! Enact cap and trade, make everybody ride a bike and don’t exhale otherwise the Borg will come and assimilate us all!

“Picard to Star Fleet. We have engaged the Borg.”

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

The only problem with that piece of junk science is the “changes in Earth’s atmosphere” statement. It implies that humans are changing the atmosphere which is false. Any changes that have occurred are so minute, they wouldn’t really raise an eyebrow because those very minimal changes have been caused by nature, not man, and they’ve been occurring for about 6 billion years.

“A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilisation may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth’s atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.

That is a completely untrue statement with no way of even proving it. It implies again that “Greenhouse Gases” (mainly CO2) would be responsible. About 150 million years ago when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Greenhouse Gases, or CO2 were ten times higher than they are today. Man wasn’t around then, how do those whackjobs spin that fact?

Oh wait! I know how the dinosaurs became extinct! With those high level greenhouse gas emissions 150 million years ago it caught the attention of the Predators, they sent a fleet over, beamed down, and hunted the dinosaurs to extinction! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.

“GREEN” ALIENS! AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! BLAHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!, HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Oh gawd I gotta find a bathroom, I’m gonna piss my pants! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

Ahhh…. That’s better! I don’t have to worry about acquiring “The Yellow Stain” on the front of my BVD’s.

So when I say that the believers are a bunch of lunatics that should be committed to a mental asylum, they’re whackjob crackpots that have no grasp of reality suffering from severe mental illness, ya think I just might be on to something?

All that are still believers… Belly on up to the bar, drinks are on the house!

Sources:
U.K. Guardian
Fat Knowledge