I haven’t heard anything so far, have you? We know the retards that are pushing the fairy tale of global warming will sooner or later slither out from the rock they’ve been hiding under and sing a chorus of doom and gloom.

The two earthquakes, one in Colorado and the other near D.C., and the probability of Hurricane Irene making landfall, why, why, umm, well, that’s just evidence of climate change! I can already hear those kooks rehearsing their insane logic that only prevails inside the walls of a mental asylum.

Wait!!! I figured out what the cause is! It’s the aliens, they’re attacking because we didn’t reduce out carbon footprint! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!