HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!] Pathetic losers! I enjoyed a nice Porterhouse steak for dinner tonight with all the trimmings, what did you guys have? HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!] What’s that you say? The table scaps? No, I usually toss them in the woods for the critters, sorry, maybe next time. HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! [Hysterical laughter!].
H/T: The Gateway Pundit