Think I’ll be hopping on Brett Favre’s bandwagon and start wearing Wrangler jeans. My relationship with Levi’s is over. I can’t deal with a company run by a bunch of witch burning kooks that would make their founder, Levi Strauss, roll over in his grave.

Do you want to hear some kookiness? Wire your jaw shut otherwise it’ll drop. Levi’s doesn’t want you to wash your jeans anymore, instead they want you to freeze them. Why, you ask? Because they want to do their part to “save the planet!” The very first words out of your mouth in the form of a question should be, save the planet from what, exactly? You guessed it, climate change! HA! HA! HA! LMAO [Hysterical laughter!].

via the New York Times:

It has introduced a brand featuring stone-washed denim smoothed with rocks but no water. It is sewing tags into all of its jeans urging customers to wash less and use only cold water.

To customers seeking further advice, Levi Strauss suggests washing jeans rarely, if at all — the theory being that putting them in the freezer will kill germs that cause them to smell.

Here’s their insane rationalization: “It fears that water shortages caused by climate change may jeopardize the company’s very existence in the coming decades by making cotton too expensive or scarce.”

[Hysterical laughter!] I guess they didn’t get the memo. No such thing as climate change, never has been, never will be, not one shred of evidence anywhere in the world proves there is, was, or ever will be, climate change.

It’s a hoax, a scam, a fairy tale, a con whose motivating factors are money and power. Only the feeble-minded believe in the myth of climate change. Stupid people who are intellectually and mentally stunted.

Like I said, I’m all done with Levi’s. I’m not doing business with a bunch of kooks. I hope you do the same. Your choice, I’ve made mine.

H/T: The Blaze