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And you wonder why I call ‘em “climate kooks”

Climate Kook Junk Scientist Shawn Domagal-Goldman

 

“Leading NASA Scientist” Claims Alien Attack If We Don’t Reduce Carbon Footprint

HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Is it any wonder why I call ‘em climate kooks, heavy emphasis on the word “kooks?” HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! I told you those people are mentally sick, now do you believe me? HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! You’ve heard the old saying “grasping at straws,” well, this is really taking it to the extreme.

Quick! Enact cap and trade, make everybody ride a bike and don’t exhale otherwise the Borg will come and assimilate us all!

“Picard to Star Fleet. We have engaged the Borg.”

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

The only problem with that piece of junk science is the “changes in Earth’s atmosphere” statement. It implies that humans are changing the atmosphere which is false. Any changes that have occurred are so minute, they wouldn’t really raise an eyebrow because those very minimal changes have been caused by nature, not man, and they’ve been occurring for about 6 billion years.

“A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilisation may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth’s atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.

That is a completely untrue statement with no way of even proving it. It implies again that “Greenhouse Gases” (mainly CO2) would be responsible. About 150 million years ago when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Greenhouse Gases, or CO2 were ten times higher than they are today. Man wasn’t around then, how do those whackjobs spin that fact?

Oh wait! I know how the dinosaurs became extinct! With those high level greenhouse gas emissions 150 million years ago it caught the attention of the Predators, they sent a fleet over, beamed down, and hunted the dinosaurs to extinction! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.

“GREEN” ALIENS! AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! BLAHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!, HA! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Oh gawd I gotta find a bathroom, I’m gonna piss my pants! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!

Ahhh…. That’s better! I don’t have to worry about acquiring “The Yellow Stain” on the front of my BVD’s.

So when I say that the believers are a bunch of lunatics that should be committed to a mental asylum, they’re whackjob crackpots that have no grasp of reality suffering from severe mental illness, ya think I just might be on to something?

All that are still believers… Belly on up to the bar, drinks are on the house!

Sources:
U.K. Guardian
Fat Knowledge

New NASA Data Blows Gaping Holes In Global Warming Fanaticism

Ahhh! To be a thoroughly humiliated climate kook! What’s that feel like? I’m not talking about the fraudulent hoaxers that perpetuated the fairy tale of GW/CC, no, I’m talking about the kooks, the simpletons that actually believed (some retards no doubt still do) in “climate change” and/or “global warming.” “D-uh, Hey Uncle Jed! I done graj-ee-ated da 6th grade! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.”

NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth’s atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing.[...]

Study co-author Dr. Roy Spencer, a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama in Huntsville and U.S. Science Team Leader for the Advanced Microwave Scanning Radiometer flying on NASA’s Aqua satellite, reports that real-world data from NASA’s Terra satellite contradict multiple assumptions fed into alarmist computer models.

“The satellite observations suggest there is much more energy lost to space during and after warming than the climate models show,” Spencer said in a July 26 University of Alabama press release. “There is a huge discrepancy between the data and the forecasts that is especially big over the oceans.”

In addition to finding that far less heat is being trapped than alarmist computer models have predicted, the NASA satellite data show the atmosphere begins shedding heat into space long before United Nations computer models predicted.

The new findings are extremely important and should dramatically alter the global warming debate.

Debate? Why are we even debating a fairy tale? A proven lie? There’s nothing to debate. There is no such thing as “climate change,” “global warming” or any of that idiotic nonsense anymore than there was “global cooling” 35 years ago, or the Klingon fleet in orbit preparing to attack Earth. Time for most of you that are still stuck on stupid to get over it and accept reality.