You know, this could easily be the asinine item of the day, there’s a pun in that, you’ll see in a minute. The Little Hitler’s in our society have become so anal (another pun) it’s retarded.

Yeah, it’s another school story about two kids, a dopey school bus driver, and a progressive tyrant specializing in behavior modification as Asst. Principle. Bottom line, if you fart, you’re kicked off the bus and cited by the school for making an obscene gesture. Yeah, I know. You gotta be kidding.

via the Columbus Dispatch:

Two Canal Winchester Middle School students were booted off the school bus last week for, well, passing gas.

James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora are upset that their son’s flatulence was designated as an obscene gesture by school officials.

Their 13-year-old son and another boy were on the school bus Thursday when they both experienced an emission. Children being children, the flatulence apparently caused a ruckus on the bus amid a flurry of laughs, jeers and lowering of windows, Nichols said.

Canal Winchester Middle School officials cited the boys for making an obscene gesture in violation of the student code of conduct in revoking their rides to school Friday.