Where is nurse Ratchett when you need her? She was needed. The transit cop was obviously useless, but thanks to a good Samaritan, the guy was taken down, cuffed and transported to a nut hut in the Bronx.

When the transit cop was finally forced to act in a losing skirmish, the first thought that came to me was, why didn’t he tase him? I’d like to ask the cop that question.