JOE BIDEN:  [handing President phone]  Axelrod calling from Chicago, Boss.  He sounds pissed.
OBAMA:  Hey Axe!  Whassup?
No, I don’t know who leaked our decision to abandon blue collar whites.  Soon’s we find the S.O.B., we’ll dress him up like a banker and drop him into the middle of an OWS protest.
You’re kidding.  We gotta reverse course because word got out?
Okay, I understand: you want me and Joe to be regular people for a while.  Suggestions?
Avoid Camp David.  Fine.  Too rustic for my taste, anyway.  Anything else?
Wait until after the election to eminent domain Lafayette Square and build a White House pitch and putt complex?  No problem.  That it?
What?!  Aw, c’mon, man!  You can’t be serious.  That would demean the office of the Presidency.
All right, all right, I’ll do it.  Yeah, we’ll brainstorm more ideas, too.  Okay, later. [hangs up]

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