Does anyone know if the King has proclaimed August 4th a national holiday yet? Ooo, maybe I shouldn’t have said that. I probably just gave some brown nose yak a swell idea.
The celebrity president! He’s just sooooo cool! Like Chris Mathews, I get a tingle up my leg and so excited by the mere mention of his name that I actually wet myself. Ooo! Now I know what a man crush feels like!
35,800 dollar a plate fundraiser in Chicago the night before last, complete with some A-List celebrities, then the news yesterday of the Dow falling 512.76, unemployment at 9.1%, inflation at roughly 19%, gas prices rising again, spending now exceeds the GDP, record numbers on food stamps, and upon that news, dances barefoot in the Rose Garden with yet another A-List celebrity, high society birthday bash! And today? Well, nothing much planned except a little getaway in Camp David for the weekend, maybe longer, then it’s off to campaign! Oh Barack! I must say those three little words to you. Out Of Touch.