Nope, there’s no punch line, this isn’t a joke. Your tax dollars are funding three American comedians of Indian descent’s comedy tour in Bombay (also known as Mumbai). What else can we spend money we don’t have on? You voted for the leftists in ’08, and this is the kind of crap you get.

Next week, three Indian-American comedians — Rajiv Satyal, Azhar Usman and Hari Kondabolu — hit the stage in Mumbai. They will be taking their “Make Chai Not War” jokefest to India for seven days of comedy shows and stand-up workshops.

By itself there is nothing particularly newsworthy about these three men hopping on a plane to tell jokes in India. Comedians cross borders (real and imaginary) every night.

What is making this tour unique enough to get international attention is that — wait for it — it’s being paid for by the United States government.

Who the hell is dumb enough to want another four years of this type of stupid bullshit? Come here, so I can slap the snot out of you.