Is it just me, or is everyone else sick and tired of these grandiose, self-important jackasses falsely believing they know better how to run our lives than we do? Judging by the magnificent way they’ve been running the country over the last three years, I’m more than comfortable turning my will and my life over to the care of the Obama’s.

Ban trans fats, ban salt, ban Happy Meals, ban fast food via zoning ordinances, ban cookies, eat tofu, carrots, etc… No choice at all, just eat what the government tells you to. Is this still the United States of America? Well c’mon, it’s for your own good, it’s a public fill-in-the-blank issue!

My God! I’m just so grateful for the Obama’s! What would we ever do without them? And here’s the most mind-boggling question of all… How in the world did we ever survive as a nation before the Obama’s came along? That’s certainly a miracle, isn’t it?

“The Great One,” Mark Levin comments: