Michelle Obama is the most putrid First Lady in this nations history. She’s a horrible human being, spending our money when she has no right to. She wasn’t elected to office, her husband was, but yet, our taxpayer dollars are funding this putrid woman’s extravagance.

Michelle Obama, noted supporter of the 99% and champion of the poor, on the other hand, is reportedly draining taxpayer funds to finance a massive year-end festival of relaxation on the sunny shores of Oahu while the rest of us slave away so that we aren’t unemployed come her husband’s fourth year as President.

And don’t think she’s dressing like a regular tourist while she’s there, either, you peons. As she accompanied Barack and family to church services on the Kaneohe Bay Marine Base on Sunday, Michelle sported a Resort Collection Sophie Theallet sundress, which, at the time it was purchased in late 2009, cost between $1K and $2K. Similar dresses from the Resort 2012 collection sell for that much and more.

But fear not, oh children of the proletariat. Should you like to dress like the First Lady, but fear having to go on food stamps after wasting your entire unemployment check on a sundress, you can rent a Sophie Theallet dress from internet retailer Rent the Runway (you have to give it back), for around $125.

You might, however, be able to cash in your monthly allotment for her bargain basement skirt.

The bitch is running around like she’s a queen, spending our money on her every whim. She is a disgusting, vile human being and I hope a tsunami comes and takes her out to sea on her taxpayer-funded vacation.